Survey says...

~Aug. 14, 2002~

Alright, I told Lizabet I'd do this and post it today. Enjoy...

*Personal*

Name: Heather Anne *last name subject to change due to mood*

Age: Irrelevant

B-day: A long time ago

Birthplace: Augsburg Germany in a hospital somewhere

Hometown: Blacksburg, Va

Nicknames: Red, Shortie, Elfling, Charlie

Number of siblings: 4

Pets: 1 cat, JC

Romantic interests: You betcha

Height: 5’2”

Hair/eye color: Red/blue

Type of car you drive: You mean cars have a type? :p

*Here & Now*

The best word to describe your life: Chaotic

The most important things in life: My boys, family, friends and SLEEP!

Was today a good day, bad day, or OK day and why: Good. I worked with Crystal and we had fun.

*If*

If you could ask God one question: Why are there people that don’t use soap when they shower or bath?

If you were the queen of your country: Outlaw Italy

If you could, you would banish your worst enemy: To Italy

If you could change one law: I’d change the law of gravity, that way we weigh less

If you could change anything about the world: Decrease the population and increase the intelligence, since they are inversely proportional

If you could live anywhere: Away from people

If you had more time alone, you would: Sleep

If you were a plant, you would be: Ya know when you’re walking through brush, and you come out with all this little seed thingies stuck to your pants legs and socks? That would be me.

If you could have a tattoo, what would it be: What’s this if…?

If you could have lunch with any one person, living, fictional, or dead, who: One person just won’t do. All the elves from Lord of the Rings.

*Romance*

Your most romantic experience: In bed with my 25 cent, second hand store smut novel

The most romantic place in the world: A porch during an evening thunderstorm

The physical trait you find to be most attractive: Eyes

*Psyche*

You are most comfortable: naked

Something that has been on your mind lately: I refuse to answer on the grounds that it will get me sent to the mental institution.

A reason you would consider committing suicide: Nick Stupans

Your greatest fear: The afore mentioned entity talking to me

A sickness/disease you fear: Stupidity

What song title describes you best: Neverending Story

Thing you want to be remembered for: I made Wonderboy cry

Is the glass half empty or half full: It’s time for another

Subject of inner musings: I listen to the voices in my head argue

*Memories & Emotions*

Your earliest, clearest memory: Shielding my younger sister from being kicked by her father

Your best b-day: None

Your worst b-day: None

Your most peaceful moments: They usually happen when I’m not around

A piece of music that makes you sentimental: I’ll get back to you on that.

Why: Because I can’t think of anything right now

The predominant emotion you have experienced lately: Gut wrenching laughter

*Wishes & Dreams*

How you would like to spend the last few minutes of your life: Having the best orgasm of my life

If you had the talent/opportunity, you would: Take over the world and get rid of stupid people

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to: Mistress

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live: Which world?

What you want to be when you grow up: An elf

Where do you see yourself in ten years: In bed, sleeping

Dream vehicle: Chauffer driven limo

*Ego*

Your proudest moment: Getting out of the Navy

Your most embarrassing moment: Joining the Navy

The greatest amount of emotional pain you have ever endured: The time in between

*God & the World*

Do you believe in God: Sometimes

If so, describe your vision of him, if not, why: Don’t you mean Her? Or Them?

Your most spiritual moment: Right after dropping the kids off at the pool. *grins*

*Morals*

What would be your reaction if your partner/spouse cheated on you: Kill ‘em

If there were no side effects, you would enjoy being addicted to: Sex

Someone's diary you would love to read: Doopey’s

Have you ever cheated on a test: Um…yea…

*Likes & Dislikes*

Favorite TV show: Charmed

Favorite book: Illustrated edition of the Kama Sutra

Favorite subject in school: Lunch

Least favorite subject: Everything between 8am and 4pm except lunch and break

Favorite movie: Whatever keeps the boys quiet the longest…

Favorite food: Edible

Favorite color: Green

Least favorite color: Orange

Of all your CDs, which do you listen to most often: The non-scratched ones

Do you like to shop: No, I hate it with a passion

*Measure Your Fears*

For this section, answer (1)you would, (2)you would not, or (3)you have.

Pet a snake: 2

Spend a week in an empty room: 1

Ride in a hot-air balloon: 2

Kill an animal (insects not included): 3

Sky dive: 2

Sing in front of a huge audience: 1

Scuba dive: 3

Sit in the front seat of a roller coaster: HELL NO!

Deliver a baby: 1

Swim across the Amazon River: Um, are you nuts?!?!?!

Change careers: HELL YEA!

Disappear for a long period of time without letting anyone know where you were: Can I?

Walk through a forest alone at night: Been there, done that, got the pelt to prove it

Join a space mission: Nah, more people to corrupt on Earth

Tell everyone what you think of them: Only if enclosed in an inpenitrable force field

Call off your wedding: You betcha

Walk up to Godzilla and call him a girl: Yea

Disarm a bomb: Depends on who it’s attached to

Clean the outside windows of a skyscraper: Um, no

Walk naked through NYC for 10 minutes during rush hour: Sure, sounds like fun

*Miscellaneous*

Your strangest possession: My mind

Your lucky number: 369

An animal you would like to own, regardless of size or circumstance: A dragon

If you could afford it at this moment, you would buy: A domicile far far away

Monument you would like to have a view of from your bedroom window: The sphinx, pyramids, Philae, Karnak, Stonehenge… Maybe a few others, but I don’t want to be greedy

If your house was burning, what would you grab: A water hose

What is your advice for people: Don’t take life seriously. You never get out alive.

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