25 rejected kids book titles

~Jun. 13, 2003~

26 Rejected Kids' Book Titles

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly.

12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

14. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

15. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

16. Strangers Have the Best Candy

17. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

18. You Were an Accident

19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

20. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

21. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

22. Your Nightmares Are Real

23. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

24. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

26. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

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