Everything I Need To Know About Life I Learned From Reading Anita Blake

~Oct. 18, 2002~

� Don't date vampires, kill them

� The Executioner is shorter than you expect

� Just because you're human doesn't mean you aren't one of the monsters

� Zombies have rights too

� Never waste a really good threat

� An atheist with a cross is a truly pitiful sight

� If you have to be anyone's property, go with people you know.

� Screaming is for when you don't have anything better to do.

� Guilt is a wonderful motivator.

� Illusion is everything.

� Cars are not fun to chase. They don't bleed.

� People generally see what they want to see.

� Paranoia is just another name for longevity.

� Never forget who your enemies are.

� Always get out of the way of charging werewolf.

� If you French kiss a vampire, you risk lip and tongue injury.

� Life is tough and the universe is not fair.

� Sometimes there is nothing you can do.

� Everyone is cannon fodder. Eventually.

� Sometimes childish will get you what you want.

� Jeans and sneakers do not inspire confidence as ceremonial get-up.

This is courtesy oh Laurell K. Hamilton, author of the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series.

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