More boredom from work...

~Sept. 07, 2003~

FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young BUTCHER named RUSS. He was SWIFTLY DANCING in the PURPLE forest when he met DAFT MARK, a run-away MECHANIC from the FLAMING Queen LANI.

RUSS could see that DAFT MARK was hungry so he reached into his POT and give him his EVIL PIZZA. DAFT MARK was thankful for RUSS's PIZZA, so he told RUSS a very DUMB story about Queen LANI's daughter JESSICA. How her mother, the FLAMING Queen LANI, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic SQUID, because JESSICA was so FLUFFY.

RUSS DID. He vowed to DAFT MARK the MECHANIC that he would save the FLUFFY JESSICA. He would IS the SQUID, and take JESSICA far away from her eveil mother, the FLAMING Queen LANI, and HAS her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a SLICK HURRICANE and DAFT MARK the MECHANIC began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic SQUID from his story. FLAMING Queen LANI WASTED out from behind a TREE and struck RUSS dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a BOOM.

THE END.

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Now I really like this because Russ dies. And if you knew Russ, little short fuck with a seriously overwhelming Napoleonic complex that hates having a woman outrank his sorry punk ass, you'd not like him too. Back stabbing piece of shit wanker...

I am 54% Evil Genius

Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.

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I am 29% Geek

You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing.

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I am 43% Tortured Artist

I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn't drive my life into a dark abysmal hole were I am alone and against the world.

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I am 49% Internet Addict

I could go either way. Deep into the madness of nights filled with coding CGI-Scripts and online role playing games, or I could become a normal user. Good luck!

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I think this is wrong. I think it's more than 49%...

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