Working with Tommie and Crystal can be so very enlightening. I've just found out that according to the rumor mile at the command, I'm a lesbian. This was established because I have not had a physical boyfriend since getting here. How very nice of them...
*shakes her head*
And they wonder why I hate this command so much? Normally it's the "If you're seen with a guy more than once, you're sleeping with him." Here it's the exact opposite. Whatever. My sexual orientation, or the lack there of as the case may be at present isn't any of their affair, but if it makes them feel better to conjecture about it, bully for them. Hope I'm having fun in their heads.